Model Veronica Webb is either going to be a lion, devil, or witch — her kids get to decide. But she won't be dressing up her pet dachshund. "You can’t put clothes on a dachshund, their legs are too short!" she said, mournfully. "Some dogs are into it, you know, like some guys are drag queens and some aren’t."
There isn't anything more in this story about dachshunds, but I just had to point out this funny quote.